Gabrovo, Bulgaria

"Shhh. I am going to tell you a secret. I'm Azrael in disguise. I heard the Smurfs were in Bulgaria, and I suspect they've been drawn to Gabrovo because its the humor capital. So, I've stationed myself in the bus terminal, thinking that a perfect place for a termination would be a terminal. He-He. Once I see those smurfy blue brows, I'll pounce." [2014]

Havana, Cuba

"I got so wrapped up in the game of dominoes that I turned into one! This is the way it goes here in Havana,where real men are dominoes champions. Now, I can really be part of Cuba's unofficial national game." [2014]

Wells, Maine, USA

"I know. I know. The season of Christmas caroling is long past, but I have to do something until spring when the 'come-heres' return to the coast of Maine. When I see the first ones, I'll take off this disguise and reveal my true identity as a lighthouse. I'll be perfect for someone's yard!" [2008]

Okaloosa Island, Florida, USA

"I can't smile and I can't frown. All I can do is grit my teeth. I don't know how the owner of this joint thinks I'm going to entice passers-by to actually stop and shop. But, I will continue trying." [2017]

Robertsdale, Alabama, USA

"My name is Stoney and I am the guardian of Robertsdale, my hometown. Do you know who else grew up here? Tim Cook, Apple's CEO. I like to think we have a lot in common." [2017]

Berryville, Virginia, USA

"Tell me. I need to know. Did the ground hog see his shadow today? For me, it's a life-and-death question. If he did, I live on. If he didn't, my end is near." [2006]

Edenton, North Carolina, USA

"Don't worry. Be happy. I am here to protect you, just so long as I have a fire engine pulling up alongside. Since I am doing nothing at the moment, though, I was chosen to lead the parade of memorable creatures that have been invited to appear on Geographically Yours during the month of February." [1985]