Saturday, February 25, 2017

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur, Mexico

"You may call me Señor Frog. I welcome you to my restaurants. I guarantee you will have a good time, especially if you are thirsty 😉. After establishing myself in Mexico's resort cities, I began bringing a little Mexican culture to other playful places. 'So, this is what Mexico is like,' Americans exclaim as they are leaving my pads in Las Vegas and Orlando." [2016]

Friday, February 24, 2017

Chesapeake, Virginia, USA

"I work on the trails here in the park. Some people look at me askance and call me a hayseed. If I only had a heart, I could be their friend. In fact, I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boy that shoots the arrows, if I only had a heart. By the way, do you know my friend the tin man?" [2016]

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Beatty, Nevada, USA

"I work in the mines, but right now I am on my lunch break. If I only had a brain, I'd be looking for a better job. You know, I could be another Lincoln if I only had a brain. By the way, do you know my friend, the scarecrow?" [2016]

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

New York, New York, USA

"A few years ago, I got the message: go north or be butchered. So, here I am in my new job. Everybody seems satisfied with my sales abilities. I am moving the BBQ for Rudy. And, as you can tell, I get fed on a regular basis, just like back home." [2017]

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Summerville, South Carolina, USA

"I tried my best to keep this joint open. Could it be that I am just not porky enough? Maybe they should have hired a fatter pig for the job. Or, maybe that's how I got this job: I didn't have enough meat on my bones to butcher." [2012]

Monday, February 20, 2017

Woodstown, New Jersey, USA

"Don't worry. I have an open-carry permit. I try to bring a little Western-style law and order to New Jersey's own Cowtown. The farmers markets here are usually quiet, but when the rodeos start in May, I'll have more to do. Actually, I don't have a badge, but I do command respect." [2017]

Sunday, February 19, 2017

New Baltimore, Virginia, USA

"Just in: There are no Bergens in sight, so I feel quite at home enjoying a little fresh air and sunshine. After I finished filming, they auctioned me off. Now, I sit up here on this Timber pole (a.k.a., wooden Branch) looking for the lake that gave me voice." [2016]